I quite often pop over to his little corner while I'm in the tower, just on the off chance he's got a rare Fusion Rifle in stock (Yes, I'm doing THAT exotic bounty). I'm starting to worry that he thinks I'm looking for more than just guns. I mean we're both Exo, so I'm not even sure if we have genitals but either way he's starting to get creepy.
This morning when I got back from a brief stint in the proving grounds of Lord Saladin, I went to see Banshee-44 as usual. I was so busy looking over the stock (plus my audio processors were still ringing from that last Suros bullet to the head) so when he spoke I didn't really notice what he said. Something about 'rising early'. I didn't pay it any attention. It WAS early, so it's pretty normal to comment on it by way of making conversation.
But then as I turned to leave he looked me right in the eye and said:
"Keep that thing oiled, Guardian."
I swear that creepy bastard winked at me.
I didn't even buy anything from him! Or show him my weapons! So there's only one 'thing' he could be talking about as far as I can see.
I'm not one to complain but it made me feel self-conscious and dirty. Has he leered at anyone else this way? I'm thinking of getting a petition together for the Speaker to shut that pervert down!
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He said that to my hunter. I didn't buy a gun, so I can only assume he was talking about my dick. Which is a gun in its own right. Lube joke? Right guys?