So yeah I just came home and decided too poop... I am doing it right now and my mobile is with me so ask me anything ....
Edit 1 : I am still pooping and my phone is about to die... keep up the questions I'll answer them....
Edit 2 : some people are mocking me , well I am just joking. As the forums are quite dull and it needs some lightinin up.. chill dude [spoiler] I am still pooping.[/spoiler]
Edit 3 : stastics show that 75% of the people who open the forums are mainly pooping... hail the poopers.
Edit 4 : upcomming poop patches[spoiler] WE have changed the dlc poop color from white to pink as people deserve their moneys worth. Plus pink looks devilishly handsome..... we have created a poop notifier to notify you when I take a dip the upcomming expansion the DARK BELOW *if you get the joke * will consist of black poop as it will be died before served. You can't imagine what we got up on our assess for the next patch.
Keep commenting *the poop dev team*[/spoiler]
Poop time table
Pooped 10 november at 4:12 pm gmt +2
Pooped 10 november at 9:34 pm gmt +2
Pooped 11 november at 4:23pm gmt +2
Pooped 11 november at 6:58pm gmt +2
Gona poop in 1 hour and 13 mins...
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My only bungie time for the last two weeks is while i poop because the forums are more entertaining than the game..
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hard, soft or liquid?
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Is it bigger than Bono?
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I'm reading about you pooping, while I am pooping.... Poopception! How deep can we go? Wait... No, don't answer that.
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Sooooo anyone pooping???
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Can I get a sample?
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I got pink eye to prove it
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Hey, I do that too.
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You know fecal matter travels to your phone. Figure I'd... Dump that small info with ya' - an experienced mobile pooper
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I sometimes get frustrated and aggravated because I have a hairy ass so I find my self wiping like crazy especially if I don't have wipes so I sometimes rip the hairs off.
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Pics or it didnt happen
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Edited by joe from texas: 11/11/2014 5:12:30 PMI ate a pack of Hubba bubba to see if I could make a bubble. Not good with a hairy butt. Tried taking a pic but got gum all over phone.
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Color? Consistency? How many wipes?
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Edited by Toketotem: 11/11/2014 5:02:31 PMAre you a TP crumpler, or folder? Never understood folders myself.
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Please help me, I want to visit the forums too while I poop but bungie.net is -blam!- slow on my phone.
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I must say, excellent use of poop time
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Me too!!!!
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does your poop float or sink?
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I see you are working on your beta poop tracker....nice
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My god there is a collection of us all with synchronous bowl movement! Hail the loo!
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Edited by Below Ave: 11/11/2014 4:47:04 AMIf you were trapped in that bathroom with no hope of escape ever, how long until you ate said poop?
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im shitting a 12 pounder while writing this and my question to you is, was it smelly?
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Right or left hand, fold or ball up
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Please give us a patch list of the poop. How do you plan on pooping in the future, and will we have to pay for dlc for more poop?
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Bonus moment atm I am actually pooping and 1 just came out so... ask me anything about myself and I'll answer with complete honesty.. you must comment on this comment not the topic you got 10 mins...
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How much longer, after you've finished, are you still sitting there, with a shiddy arsehole ?