[quote]>23 years old >first date in 5 years >taking 9/10 girl out to dinner >pick her up from her home >ultra nervous >drive to restaurant >McDonald's >lol jk >Joke eases tension >actually a fancy Italian restaurant >dinner goes well >go to take Cheque >search pockets for wallet >404 wallet not found >ohfuçk.jpg >realise I left it in the car >brb >walk out the door >fall to the floor >everybody do the Dinosaur[/quote] »shit desticles are coming and runs leaves gf behind