>23 years old
>first date in 5 years
>taking 9/10 girl out to dinner
>pick her up from her home
>ultra nervous
>drive to restaurant
>McDonald's
>lol jk
>Joke eases tension
>actually a fancy Italian restaurant
>dinner goes well
>go to take Cheque
>search pockets for wallet
>404 wallet not found
>ohfuçk.jpg
>realise I left it in the car
>brb
>walk out the door
>fall to the floor
>everybody do the Dinosaur
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tfw no gf isn't merely a remark that means you are without a girlfriend. It carries with it an overarching theme of loneliness and isolation; a statement that has rung true in every social situation and fleeting moment of happiness. From a poorly adjusted child, to an unpopular teenager, and then finally to a weird and alienating adult, the feeler blossoms with the help of anxiety and a repellent personality. At every stage, however, one thing has always been clear. This is how it will always be. No medication, no bandage of therapy will reverse the crimes against your reputation and change you into a person that anyone will ever love, or even want to spend time with. Human interaction trickles to a stop. Black paper is taped over the windows. Fingers move across the keyboard. >tfw no gf