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Edited by Buddy:
10/15/2014 9:03:50 AM
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**ATTENTION - New method to push Atheon off the map. (Any Class). (*Spoiler*: National Atheon Awareness Day)
Firstly, find out where his school is and attend that school and begin by shoving him into the floor and calling him scrub.
Then make friends with everyone at the kool kids table and make fun of him.
Routinely make fun of his metallic limbs and always steal his lunch money.
Convince one of your Hobgoblin friends to go out with him, then have her dump him and humiliate him in public.
Convince a Harpy to give him Herpies.
Make fun of him some more.
Continue the bullying.
Don't stop the bullying.
Make sure you crush all his dreams and humiliate him at every turn.
Make sure he has no dignity left what so ever.
Finally, on his way home into the Vault of Glass, bully him some more and more, but lead him into his "throne room" in the process.
At last, suggest that he has nothing to live for and that he should kill himself.
Leave and it is likely, that through all of the psychological pain you have put him through, that he will jump off the platform and commit suicide.
This method is only if you are that cold and that heartless to actually force Atheon to suicide, without any physical push, but a psychological one.
His sole purpose in life is to be killed in a video game and pose with his hand in the air every few seconds, do you think by making it easier for yourself, you are making it easier for him?
Stop this madness, please, for only 7 glimmer a month, you can help and even save an Atheon.
Please, call right now, and we will send you a picture and handbook of the Atheon you are saving with information about his background.
Please, do not let these poor creatures go hungry, at the small price of 70 ascendant shards, you can change their lives for the better.
Do not let this opportunity pass, if you call, right now, we'll even throw in a free T-shirt or class item for just an additional 10 strange coins.
Learn more at AtheonHotline.vex today.
EDIT: I declare 10/14/14 [b]National Atheon Awareness Day[/b], The day Atheon's suicidal emotions were NOT patched...
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10 RepliesI asked my ghost for some glimmer but he said hes ' a little light'
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5 RepliesEdited by Andrew201209: 10/18/2014 4:05:47 AM
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11 RepliesBump for Atheon Awareness
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3 RepliesI'm mainly a PvP'er. I am definitely not a raider. I've played it once, on normal. What I don't understand is why people want to get to the very end of a long challenging raid, simply to kill the boss via a glitch. Doesn't this take all satisfaction out of seeing that 30 second countdown?
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2 RepliesAre those people who push him of the edge in your clan? If not leave them alone and let them do it there way
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1 ReplyEdited by Shpip: 10/16/2014 3:16:45 AM*Disclaimer: This class item may not actually be for your class*
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2 RepliesSomeone has either: A. Serious time on their hands B. A great bottle of single malt C. A great bottle of single malt and a huge blunt D. All of the above
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1 ReplySadly, this is americas youth.
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Wowwwwww
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In the arms of an angel...
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1 ReplyWow I really feel dickish now for scheduling a Raid...............
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5 RepliesI literally typed in the website address......
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omg this is funny
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in my calender will post next year about it
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Why don't they just patch atheon not nerf the weapon. I'm tired goodbye.
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It's just going to get patched now
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lmao very funny
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jesus this is funny
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Hilarious. Bump.
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10/14/14 should also be Mythoclast Memorial Day. A day to honor the Fall of the Great Vex Mythoclast.
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This is great XD
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this is gold.
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[quote]Firstly, find out where his school is and attend that school and begin by shoving him into the floor and calling him scrub. Then make friends with everyone at the kool kids table and make fun of him. Routinely make fun of his metallic limbs and always steal his lunch money. Convince one of your Hobgoblin friends to go out with him, then have her dump him and humiliate him in public. Convince a Harpy to give him Herpies. Make fun of him some more. Continue the bullying. Don't stop the bullying. Make sure you crush all his dreams and humiliate him at every turn. Make sure he has no dignity left what so ever. Finally, on his way home into the Vault of Glass, bully him some more and more, but lead him into his "throne room" in the process. At last, suggest that he has nothing to live for and that he should kill himself. Leave and it is likely, that through all of the psychological pain you have put him through, that he will jump off the platform and commit suicide. This method is only if you are that cold and that heartless to actually force Atheon to suicide, without any physical push, but a psychological one. His sole purpose in life is to be killed in a video game and pose with his hand in the air every few seconds, do you think by making it easier for yourself, you are making it easier for him? Stop this madness, please, for only 7 glimmer a month, you can help and even save an Atheon. Please, call right now, and we will send you a picture and handbook of the Atheon you are saving with information about his background. Please, do not let these poor creatures go hungry, at the small price of 70 ascendant shards, you can change their lives for the better. Do not let this opportunity pass, if you call, right now, we'll even throw in a free T-shirt or class item for just an additional 10 strange coins. Learn more at AtheonHotline.vex today. EDIT: I declare 10/14/14 [b]National Atheon Awareness Day[/b], The day Atheon's suicidal emotions were NOT patched...[/quote] Thats how they "glitch it" we are on to something
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10/10 read, laughed the whole time
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4 Repliestfijustread
