[i]The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny[/i] has the answer to your question. I guess many of you may be too young to remember it [quote]Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain [b]As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs[/b][/quote]