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#Recruiting

5/27/2004 4:55:27 AM
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I'm starting a clan.

This clan is still in formulation and is in its very basic stages. This is a special clan. This is a clan for people who are not the self-proclaimed "God", "master", "king", "lord", "best" at anything. This is a clan for people who do not proclaim their universal superiority because of a few neighborhood matches they've managed to win. Requirements: -You must have reached and passed through puberty. -You must not have a name that directly likes you with Halo. (ex, no "1337 spartan555" or "313373 elite") -Your name may not include more than one number. Meaning, no "1337" or "uberninja555." I'm stressing name originality. -You may not be the self-proclaimed best of anything unless you have participated in a championship to prove it, and even then you cannot be arrogant. You must be open to the idea that there is probably a person out there who didn't participate who could play the socks off of you. -You must have a basic understanding of grammar and spelling. -You have to be good at working with a team. You cannot be a hero if you wish to win. -You must have an IQ in the tripple digits. -You cannot use any "ghetto" language. -You must have a sense of humor. I am very sarcastic, and if you cannot take it, you cannot work well. -You cannot be a "horny teen." Joking about it is ok, but please don't ask me if I'd be your cyber girlfriend. -You may not be angsty. -You must know what "angsty" means. -You must be willing to have fun with other teams. Realize that if you're kicking the other team's ass with the sniper rifle, then you'd make it more fun for everyone if you stop using it. -You must have knowledge as to the location of your caps lock key. -You may not USE the caps lock key. I realize that these requirements disqualify 99% of the Bungie.net members. To join, you must answer these in Personal Messages. 1) Why do you want to join? 2) Who is your favorite philosopher? [b]Why?[/b] 3) What role in Halo do you like to play? [b]Why?[/b] 4) What role are you BEST at playing? [b]Why?[/b] 5) Can you take criticism? Do you have trouble identifing what is "constructive" and what is "hurtful"? 6) Do girls make you uncomfortable? 7) Can you sing? (rapping does not count) 8) Who is your favourite author? 9) What is your favorite color scheme? Is there a reason that you like it? 10) Are you literate? "What do I get from joining?" You get absolutely nothing! Ahahaha! Again. Anything and everything is subject to change. A name has not yet been chosen, as I believe it is the job of the clan to choose the name to represent them. [Edited on 5/26/2004 8:59:00 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DBPhoenix So whatever happened with this? I've not seen hide, nor hair of this clan...And it'd be decently old now...[/quote] It was originally kind of a joke-ish thing. I brought it back to see what kind of reaction the new forumdwellers would give it. The results are about what I expected.
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  • i think everyone is missing the general point here. there are alot of gguidelines, because she doesnt want _____ people in it. i would join myself if... a. i didnt have a clan, which might change anyway b. i wasn't 15 years old.... and growing like hell at some points (heh) c. i thought that i would be more a friendly clan than a clan that was just random people fitting the requirements put together a and c can be helped, i dont think b can be tho... lol ggood luck and stop flaming this htread. this is an ADVERTISING forum not a criticism headquarters
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  • So whatever happened with this? I've not seen hide, nor hair of this clan...And it'd be decently old now...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] -blam!-in CAN YOU SAY? HIGH MAINTENANCE!.....OH FOGot that caps......if you continue this way then... well... you'll just be anti social..(that means you have no friends! due to your act)[/quote] REJECTED It's not antisocial to shun those with no social graces -- simply snobbish. And none of you are paying close enough attention --Which also would disqualify you. Meh...
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  • CAN YOU SAY? HIGH MAINTENANCE!.....OH FOGot that caps......if you continue this way then... well... you'll just be anti social..(that means you have no friends! due to your act)
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet Back to the futar! Thread r0xx0rz my b0xx0rz lololol![/quote] Was hoping you'd come see -- Only one person noticed so far -- and that's because he IM'ed me and I told him!
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  • Back to the futar! Thread r0xx0rz my b0xx0rz lololol!
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  • I have a question concerning the 'name originality' clause. Do roman numerals count?
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  • Cool idea, the puberty rule basically nulls all the others, especially the one about girls.;)
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  • Looks at bungie.net username. Counts numbers 1...2 crap! Oh well.
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  • Hah..nice Jim. Nice. :D Take a look at the time, everyone. (Who sees this after me) [Edited on 10/8/2004 1:29:04 PM]
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  • Oh man -- I just think everyone should read that first post. I love it!
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  • Tomcat89, first off you were supposed to PM me the answers. And secondly, there's a reason for that. You didn't make the clan, sorry.
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  • ....... [Edited on 5/28/2004 5:16:18 PM]
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  • There isn't a tool of measurement, so I won't bother trying. I can beat many people in lan, if that's what you're wondering.
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  • I guess how important you think this clan will be depends on how good you are. How good are you at Halo, ObbiQuiet??
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knives1288 i think its pretty cool that you go around with all the requirement things, makes your clan seem more important[/quote] The word "seem" implies that it's not already important.[/quote] I mean "is"
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knives1288 i think its pretty cool that you go around with all the requirement things, makes your clan seem more important[/quote] The word "seem" implies that it's not already important.
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  • [quote]THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!![/quote] ...
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  • i think its pretty cool that you go around with all the requirement things, makes your clan seem more important
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  • THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!! Will this be an XBL clan or what?
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  • I'm a girl.
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  • HOW ABOUT IF I LIVE IN THE GHETTO?!?! OPPS, SORRY, USED THE CAPS LOCK KEY. AND I'M CONFUSED ABOUT ONE THING, WHY THE QUESTIONS: DO GIRLS MAKE YOU NERVOUS? ARE YOU A GIRL OR WHAT?
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  • Aah, you missed out the [b]anti-team killing -blam!-tard[/b] rule!
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  • ^_^
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  • Now this is my kind of a chapter. Perhaps another requirement would be something to the extent of "You must be able to connect this dot to join."
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