In a world where the anal sausage phuk factory takes over the minds of millions of oppressed Sudanese babies forced into child labor and sex slavery, Sid Meier grows the biggest anal rupture that is this game. Literally you travel through time to anally phuk your economic advisor in multiple time periods. From the birth of Christ to the coming of Justin Bieber, you role play until your tank dick falls off. Personally, I believe that the only way you can truly enjoy the game is with an anal plug up your ass. You can even play with friends to add to the seduction of your gay settlers. If you're lucky, you'll be sold into sex slavery before 2000 AD. This game even has a quality feature that allows Johann Sebastian Bach to become dick whipped head over heels for a Metal Dan loving spy and then phuk your mother in seventeen different sex positions in each of your cities. Truly I tell you that all 3 of Sid Meier's sexually conflicted fathers are proud of the amount of autism in this game. It is my hope that anyone who plays Civilization Revolution contracts AIDS.