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9/26/2014 10:06:07 AM
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So what does xür do with all of those strange coins
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Edited by anthrax99: 12/10/2014 5:40:45 PMhe stores them all in a massive vault and swims in them like scrooge mcduck. you would not believe the tingling sensation that gives you from all those warm and gently vibrating coins surrounding every inch of your naked body.
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Gives them to the Cyrptarch so that the he will give them to us.
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Plays strange slot machines?!?
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Intergalactic prostitutes take an odd form of currency...problem is, Xur is the only place they can spend them. He's really got them in a hard place.
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He eats them
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Hmmm, warm to touch and vibrates. Green center, could be eggs. He's making an army to overthrow the tower.
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I'd reckon he uses them to buy his momma a super expensive, all access pass at the local salon so she can relax and have her face-tentacles massaged :P
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He should buy us all some lube so destiny 2.0 doesn't hurt so much...
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Future McDonald's dollar menu. That's why he looks all frail and gross- he's living on a diet of only fast food.
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3 RepliesStrip club. It's the future so the strippers are all Fallen, Hive, and Cabal. They send the coins to their loved ones who maintain the keepsakes on their person when the guardians invade their homelands. That's why engrams always decode into them. We take them back to Xur to purchase his crap and then the whole cycle repeats. It's also why Xur only appears on the Weekends. You see, in the future, strip clubs are only open Sunday through Thursday and Fridays and Saturdays are when people work.
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Each [i]spaghetti[/i] equals one kid. Just a lot of mouths to feed
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Bitches about vault space
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This.
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Makes it hail on Agent of the fourth.
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He scatters them out in the wild like a Johnny Appleseed.
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4 RepliesWell. They are warm and they vibrate...
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3 RepliesHe slips them in Eris' waistband. I doubt it's getting him anywhere though.
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2 RepliesTacos...lots and lots of tacos.
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2 words....@ss and tittties
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Make a slot machine that takes rare coins and gives. .....wait he already does that.
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1 Reply-blam!-s her right in the pussy.
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2 RepliesSwims in a vault full of them.
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Bus fare
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Smokes weed
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4 RepliesEdited by Coyote_x_Starrk: 9/26/2014 10:57:50 AMOh shit!! What if the Nine have a break room with a kick ass vending machine and Xur needs some extra money to afford all his snacks. He takes out the trash (Exotics) because -blam!- that noise The Nine don't need no Exotics. [b]Not when they have their Secret Mythic Pearlescent gear. [/b] He thinks to himself [b]"I bet those dumbasses at the tower will give me so much money for this crap" [/b] and BAM Xur spends his days off on the tower making that munchy moolah We have made Xur rich in snacks and we are driving him toward obesity. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.
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3 RepliesEdited by Queen Magikarp: 9/26/2014 10:52:10 AMGoes to what was Vegas and starts gambling with the fallen
