Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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