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Edited by Zero the Remnant:
5/13/2015 11:31:46 AM
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Destiny Puns & Jokes.
Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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#Destiny
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[quote]Due to all the negativity... Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story? Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity? I'll begin: Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist... You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space". ---- "As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny." ---- Where is Destiny's story? Its shrouded in "The Darkness". ---- Why is the Crucible called the Crucible? Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified. ---- How did "The Traveler" get its name? It never dribbles. ---- Why did the Guardians cross the road? Because the storyline was on the otherside. ---- Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny? Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something. Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch. Player 2: What can you win? Player 3: No one wins. ---- "That Wizard came from the Moon!" ---- I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe. Its a fun way to vent.[/quote]
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Stop hitting on Oryx. He's taken ( Sorry)
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Suck my cabalz
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Yo mama so fat when she put on the chatterwhite shader she looked like the traveler.
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Girl are you on venus? Because my spire is rising...
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I was going to tell you guys a destiny joke ....... but theyre all Taken [spoiler]s/o to who made this [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHOW LEAK How is said to have a queens panty raid
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