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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 9/9/2014 11:37:37 AM
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Flood, I had the weirdest dream last night

Well here's how it went, at least the really weird part. It's Grown Ups 3, and the tan chick from Parks and Rec was added to the cast. She's feeling really down and hates her body. Adam Sandler's character sees this, and when she's the bathroom/changing area he puts on a g-string and begins waddling around while crouched with his legs spread apart. I should note that this g-string only covers his penis, and everything else is hanging out and/or visible. He begins slapping his balls around and shaking them, and will then spread his asscheeks and showing off his butthole. He repeats this multiple times. She is then cheered up a little and puts on a slim white bikini and does the same thing. Not a troll-thread; I really did have this dream and I'm legitimately questioning what I eat before bed.

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  • i had a dream where i was lying in a dark room watching tv, and i said something and i got sucked into it and suddenly darth vader appeared with a -blam!-ing vacuum sword while the imperial theme played in the background, then that weird tv from the "childrens concerned advertisers" commercial appeared and asked if i wanted to play pokemon with him and he took me to his room and then said, oh its getting late, so we dont have time, i promise though i wont do this again k? then i woke up (i should mention when i was younger this tv thing scared the shit out of me so badly i would have dreams of getting pulled into the tv and something random happened, one time i was on a speedboat being chased by sharks and shit. so after this dream i never had this nightmare again)

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