Ghost: "I'm so glad I found you, Guardian. You'll have many questions, but we have to get moving."
Guardian: "Ok, which way do we WAIT A SECOND! Why do I have huge furry ears?"
Ghost: "To improve your hearing."
Guardian: "Why do I have a huge snout?"
Ghost: "To improve your sense of smell."
Guardian: "aaaaaaaaand why do I have a huge furry bosom?"
Ghost: "Uhhhh.... natural armor. Oh no! Fallen are right over there! Run!"
Guardian: *pant pant* "I'm flopping all over here!"
Ghost: "That's right. Keep running!"
(glad people are entertained - let's do more)
Ghost: "I found a rifle. I hope you know how to use it. Whoops!"
*rifle falls over*
Guardian: "Did you just knock that over on purpose?"
Ghost: "Whaaaat? No, no, I was... scanning it to ensure it's structural integrity and for uh, any er, blockages! Yeah. You don't want to shoot a gun with a blocked barrel. Blowback & all.
Guardian: "Whatever, will it work?"
Ghost: "Will what work?"
Guardian: "The RIFLE."
Ghost: "Ah yes, yes. The rifle is sound. Structurally intact. Plump... eh, plump full
of ammo and raring for action."
Ghost: "With that armor, you'll find it's just easier to bend over at the waist."
Guardian: "Like this?"
Guardian: "I can't - quite - get it."
Ghost: "Lift up your tail for a counterbalance."
Guardian: *lifts tail*
"Hey, that actually works. I got it."
Ghost: "Ahhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeessssss... You got it."