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8/27/2014 2:27:49 AM
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No no no, everyone has to play as themselves. Ugly people get their armor automatically adjusted to look stupid, fat people can't jump as high in the game, weak people's Fists of Havoc and melee attacks do less damage, if you can't throw a knife in real life the Hunter ability has a 50% chance to land on the handle instead of the blade, doing 1 damage...
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SHIT I am in a wheel chair............................ WTF am I supposed to do! lol
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Maybe in the cool future wheel chairs have hyperdrives...
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Hahhaaha I hope their enclosed
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75% of getting shin splints after sprinting if you can't run.
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50% chance of landing on the handle?! You must be a ninja. Whenever I try to throw a knife I end up with more like 95% handle-first hits. Normally throwing stuff is relaxing, but throwing knives make me wanna shoot stuff...
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Ur throwing kitchen knives mun, real throwers are all blade and tang. I'd b better off throwin sporks lol
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This is true. I have been tempted to buy a pack of throwing knives but it kinda feels silly. I'm no wannabe ninja.
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or your knife goes flying way left and kills your squad mate instead
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If he's playing as a female character he deserved it! Lol
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Hmm, maybe combine the two for success, shoot knives, maybe they will hit blade first then ;)
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Edited by CouchTown: 8/27/2014 10:49:34 PMIndeed. Unfortunately Iowa Code Ch. 724 specifically forbids ballistic knives. Commies. Lol
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Edited by Malismo: 8/27/2014 10:50:22 PMLol, maybe cross state lines?
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Yeah... they may not care about ballistic knives, but there's not much to do in Nebraska. (No offense to you fine folks from the Buckeye state!)
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Lolol :D I've never tried much anyways Ok, maybe I should say, 50% chance of landing in a manner that can be called landing on the handle... meaning that the handle is actually further than the blade. That means you have lik 5% chance of doing max damage and 25% or something of doing more than 1...
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haha sounds like larping meets destiny. ;p
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I know it was sarcasm, but that actually sounds like an amazing game!
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Yeah... it's like high school as a game - except the jocks aren't playing so the unpopular nerds dominate the game.
