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8/11/2014 1:02:26 PM
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Weirdest dream you ever had?

T4R. I'm sure this thread has been done many times before, but I can't be bothered searching through the #Offtopic tag to necrobump it. Last night, I dreamed that I was pregnant (not a Woman), and that it's actually common for Men to get preggers after sex. That's the weirdest one that I can remember.

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  • I had a dream about being hungry, I couldnt reach the bag of chips so i started crying in my sleep and in the dream

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  • I've had a reoccurring dream since I was a little kid that I was being held above the clouds by a giant. And nothing happened. I was just held there.

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  • Um my girlfriend had a strapon one time. •-•

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  • I had a dream that I was in the bathroom... So I wet the bed You can't blame me, I thought it was real! =/

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    • I was an explorer like Indiana Jones and Jessica Nigri was my partner. The weird thing was I was watching myself from a 3rd-person perspective like Gears of War. We went through some familiar looking caves to find treasure, we had we fought some dudes that looked like trolls, then Godzilla shows up and breaks through the cave. All of a sudden we're on the level Delta Halo on some ruins I've never seen before then a sea monster that looked like King Ghidorah and a snake came out of the ocean and started attacking us. I see a healthbar on my screen (the hell?) and then I woke up.

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    • Last night I dreamt that I was watching a family of bats or some description as their mother looked after them in a wood. I then left them for a night and when I returned someone had built a wooden house in the way and I couldn't find them. Then I got upset and went to a large party and made out with a girl.

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    • It involved someone from here funnily enough.

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        • Edited by joibasta: 8/12/2014 10:57:51 AM
          I'll tell you the basics Girlfriend a Leafeon Tentacle -blam!-ed •_• I have a -blam!-ed up mined!

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        • I'm able to lucid dream. That gets pretty fun, as you can imagine.

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        • Do a little research on sleep paralysis. I've had it a few times, mainly while taking prescribed Vicodin. Also referred to as old hag. It's -blam!-ing the freakiest thing I've ever experienced. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

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          • i had a dream that the country was fixed

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            • I think my dream is weird only because of it being reoccurring, I started having this dream as a little boy when I was in 5th grade. My dream starts out at my elementary school it's snowing and all the kids are running around playing which is odd because they never let us out when it snowed or rained. In this dream I'm not actually myself I'm actually some Conan The Barbarian looking guy who comes riding down the hill by the school on my black war horse with a very large and powerful looking sword that has runes etched into it, and a long blonde haired woman rides aside me on her white horse. The woman is the most beautiful thing I ever laid eyes on she's wearing a Valkrie helmet with little wings of gold , a metal white fur lined chrome breast plate that her cleavage pours out of, a brown and white fur skirt , and chrome metal and leather boots. We jump the fence surrounding the playground drawing our swords because we are immediately attacked by the kids but they are all faceless with swords and as we fight them off we begin to get over ran they grab her and drag her off I try and follow and save her but no matter how hard I try can't move. I see myself trying to run to her and I watch as she's drug off out of sight I yell out to her and I try my hardest to move but I can't move my legs just won't move. I have no idea who she was but I know she was important to me and I loved her because as she disappears I hear her calling out my name and finally I hear a heart stopping soul shattering scream telling me they killed her. I can move now and I get on my horse but there's no where to ride to, I look all around that playground for her calling out to her and I feel pain in my heart because I know she's dead but I search endlessly in hopes that I'm wrong. In the end I never find her and I would always wake up from that dream with my heart broken and tears in my eyes. It's a pain in my heart that feels like my one true love is gone forever. I think this dream is weird because why is a 5th grader who knows nothing of love yet having a reoccurring dream like this?

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              • Edited by Treebeard: 8/12/2014 10:53:56 PM
                I was a dog on a stormy night. An Ent-type thing picks me up and rips me in half. I wake up. I think I had this dream on Christmas when I was 5 and had a fear of trees.

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              • Being chased around a sandbox by gient -blam!-ing lobsters

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              • I had a dream where giant vultures guarded the play place at McDonald's and I dressed up like one to sneak past but they put me in their nest and started feeding me...

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              • So many zombie dreams. Weirdest one was when they could fly. It was horrifying.

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              • My dreams are In black and white. They all have the visuals of every single drug In the world was used by me. And make no sense. At all.

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              • Jvk1166z.esp I couldn't leave and the weird part is I didn't know much about it and the dream was incredibly detailed.

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              • Mah dream:I were in the bath,and my momma just stare at me and giving dead women's bodies to bang 'em and I -blam!-ed them ._. its was really strange

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              • Oh so many...

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              • Ive had the same dream on multiple occasions. It was back a few years ago when i could fall asleep with my lights on and i would just sit criss cross applesauce and read until i read myself asleep every night. (I was 10-11?) So, basically, i would fall asleep, and in my dream i would be in really tall grass and i would be walking/running away from something. As i run away from whatever i was running from, i remember being able to hear something really really loud a couple times, not knowing what it was. Eventually, i would be able to look back and see this huge silver/black ball that would be dropping onto the ground and that was what was making the loud bangs. It would catch up to me as it bounced and rolled closer and closer, until it was about to smash me. I would look up, see blackness fill the "sky" and right before i would get smashed, i wake up with a jerk. Kinda creepy now that i think about it because it happened 10-15 times i would guess. Same sequence, same dream.

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              • I had a really strange dream just last night. I wrote it all down in my dream journal because it was so trippy. But just as a quick summary, it started with me, my girlfriend and other people in a structure really high in the sky over a city. It was very cold and when the wind would blow the structure we were standing on would tip. Eventually it tipped so far that I fell off, survived hitting the ground, and later my girlfriend and I went to a circular arena where 5 people were pushed into a fire pit, cooked, ripped into pieces, and fed to a group of people including me and my girlfriend. TLDR: fell from the sky, started eating people.

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                Probably the one where I cut my own neck off. I made a thread about it a while back but thanks to the ape-human hybrids they use for site updates all of the bookmarks and saved links I had to old threads are now void (BUT AT LEAST NECROBUMPING IS STILL RAMPANT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) Idiots. Anyway <.< Yeah so I'd basically cut my neck off and I was holding this stump of bone and flesh which was fountaining blood all over the kitchen. Then I picked up a kitchen knife and started to cut away at the flesh to try and stop it from bleeding (Dream logic) and after a short while I was left with this thing that looked more like a bone and sinew tail than a neck and I started to freak out because I thought 'Oh god, how will my head be able to stay on if my neck is as thin as a pencil' Then I woke up and spent a few minutes holding my throat/neck to make sure it was still alright ._. That's one of the strangest but I have -blam!-ed up shit like that all the time.

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              • I had a dream that I was arguing with my friend In a gym, then a giant taco broke through the wall and told everyone to calm down. [b]The End[/b]

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