I would want a volleyball net for the purple ball and some other fun activities like that. Maybe a forklift?
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A story?
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An elevator down to the city I'm supposed to be doing all this for...wtf.
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Self destruct button for the whole game
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A Taco Stand... but only on Tuesdays... Taco Tuesdays ;)
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Story
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A peter dinklage vendor who sells poop you can throw at all the vendors and a brick to throw at WHOEVER MADE THIS GAME SO -blam!-IN BAD
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More lasers
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A storyline
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The other 98% of the story
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Edited by Zhero: 2/17/2015 6:32:20 PMI'd add a loading portal into another game on my hard drive. that way if I accidentally logged in and went to tower, I'd have direct access out of this shitty game.
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A statue of the facepalm troll meme. Caption would read, got ya monies guardian, lulz-Activision
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A tower strike or public event
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A baseball you can pick up and throw at the cryptarch for being a d**k
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Rest rooms , I'm tired of stuff shooting at me while I'm trying to take a dump. Last week I was in Venus , armor down around my ankles, a dad gum vex just popped in a few yards from me. Well, to make a long story short , I had to fall backwards to dodge his shots. It turned into a real messy situation to say the least. Oh and by the way don't use the leaves of that plant that is green with purple edges, took me a week before I could stop scratching my ass. Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.
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Foreign range.
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An option to throw Master Rahool from the tower for every bad decoding of an engram.
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A cannon to fire master rahool into the side of the traveler.
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A blow up bungie and Activision button or a button that can reset the game with the original creators still on board
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A strip club. Guardians need to relax!
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Edited by Kingpie-7: 2/17/2015 7:53:43 PMSorry put it in the wrong place wasn't paying attention
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Whore house.
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Prostitutes
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A spot were we could throw cryptard off the tower
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Id make the gunsmith "gunsmith".
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I really want to go to the City.
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A spot to buy the gjhallarhorn