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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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Well she decided if there was a chance to go down, it would be in a blaze. She tried to run through that cave with all those ??? Level hive, screamed LEROYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS, took 2 steps and got blasted by the wizard...#worthit
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He's not dead! Just resting! The Traveler had to use his light along with the millions of other Guardians to place a force field around the Last Great City. Once the appointed day arrives the light that was borrowed by the Traveler will be returned to the Guardians so they can once more take the fight to the Darkness!
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Edited by SmellyButtocks: 8/12/2014 12:42:04 AMRoboSyphilis. She had some weird tastes. Bloody Exo's! Edit: Balls! PDXP4raD0X kinda beat me to it.
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EXO TITAN: Kenobi ONE17, after a grueling fight with Sepiks Prime, emerged Victorious (not without the help of fellow Guardians). Taken into orbit by his Ghost, Kenobi had sustained heavy damage from the battle. Bungie, his Ghost, put him into cryo-sleep to do much needed repairs, upgrades and the like, to later continue his mission to destroy the Fallen, starting with those they deem as gods. Sepiks Prime was the unfortunate first target of Kenobi ONE17, slayer of the Fallen gods, bringer of light, defender if the Last Safe City. His campaign resumes when Bungie has completed it's work. Kenobi ended the first chapter of his mission by saying, "wake me, when you need me." - a quote from a warrior of warriors, a true legend.
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Fallen AIDS
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T-bagged by a Wizard's moon.
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1 ReplyMy GAURDIAN died when he jumped of the tower trying to be Batman....he was so young....he was just level 8 h-h-he never had a chance.....
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First ever documented case of Marijuana overdose.
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I was in old russia and was attacked by a bear named oslo and he broke my back n -blam!- my ghost
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My Guardian was in the crucible when he got mobbed my a bunch of dudes playing as girls. They just kept screaming 'Wouldn't you rather look at a girls ass?' And 'Smaller hitbox!'. It was horrible......
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my guardian was stabbed in the back! DEEJ!
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I fell off the tower trying to save the ball that some jackass [spoiler]you know who you are[spoiler] had head butted it over the balcony...
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Choked on a cherry in my office...Vito Cornelius wouldn't give me the heimlich...damn goody two shoes.
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I died from lag. I swear guys, I would have totally survived the beta wipe but I was lagging.
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Starting singing "I Am the Best." Ghost got jealous, refused to respawn me after a tough battle.
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My guardian was sitting on the toilet when his ghost jumped in over the stall, Yelling about a wizard from the moon wanting to talk to him in the next stall over, He reflexively activated his golden gun and blasted his own ghost back to the traveler's embrace and sealing his own doom. Even now he still sits in the same stall, starting to smell, unremarked other than by the occasional "whooo boy what did you eat!?" from bathroom passerby's
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Heart attack on the toilet, the purple ball did my eulogy ;)
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mine fell off the map near B-point.....again
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He couldn't find 2 more people for his fire team and went in the underground ruins of the moon never to come back and no one was able to look for him because the moon went back to being a locked area
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1 ReplyArrow to the knee.
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My guardian died playing with a purple ball I kicked it off the edge chased it an fell off sad but true
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1 ReplyFighting the covenant
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My Guardian was dancing on the docks at the tower and a gust of wind blew him off to his death.
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My Guardian tripped over a pebble and accidentally shot his Ghost with a Rocket Launcher with Arc-damage projectiles. The blast was close enough that it knocked his knife onto the ground and he happened to land right on the blade, impaling himself before being showered in his Ghost's parts. However, the electricity from the Arc damage jump-started his heart shortly after. Right as he started getting up, though, he was suddenly crushed by a falling Warsat that quickly became a battleground and he was quickly forgotten as other Guardians got three gold stars from completing their objective and left to go collect their daily reward.
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My exo was wandering killing things when it ran across this nice lake, it was rather warm and it seemed like a fine day for a swim. He jumped on only to discover insta-death. Stupid acid rain lake!!!
