WELL GET THEM BACK UP. I can't be HELD RESPONSIBLE for making you LOSE YOUR INTELLIGENCE. And your fire team can't have A DUMB GUARDIAN watching THEIR BACKS. You have ONE DAY. SO READ. Or WATCH SOMETHING INSIGHTFUL. Ask a SMART FRIEND: "Hey, this... um might sound weird... but can you help me get smarter? not like, a lot... just a little bit. There was this post online man... I read it and... I dunno" "Sure thing bud. But first there's those dishes that need washing... right behind my science project." THAT FRIEND IS A DICK. HE CHEATED to earn that. DON'T BELIEVE HIM. CAUSE YOU'LL SOON BE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME. And Protecting NPCs in the TOWER. WHO ARE A HELL OF A LOT SMARTER THAN YOU. But lack the COURAGE TO BATTLE. BOOKS DOWN. GUNS UP BROTHER. LETS GET DUMB!