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7/20/2014 6:00:14 PM
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Destiny is completely broken, please read
Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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1 ReplyNo moar guns. It's instead, give everyone water guns and foam batons. That way I'll die every three minutes, rather than every three seconds. Change the game title from Destiny to Friendship. Then more people will be inclined to get that gooey happy sunshine feeling as if their playing with real friends, instead of complete strangers with furry expansion porn fetishes. Actually, now that I think about it, revamp the whole game, and lets call it The Option to Turn Your Flashlight On and Off game, because, honestly, a game without flashlights isn't really a game at all.
