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7/20/2014 6:00:14 PM
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Destiny is completely broken, please read

Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children. Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence. Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health. Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.

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  • Edited by BSUWitt: 7/21/2014 3:24:46 AM
    I am so pleased to see all off the responsible, resonable and intelligent folks responding to this obviously inflammatory piece of destiny bashing. Now if you will excuse me I'm going to go look up the word "parody". #sarcasmishard

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