Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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Edited by hkrab105: 7/20/2014 6:22:13 PMI completely agree. Destiny should be promoted to as wide an audience as possible, imagine how many 2 year old children will buy destiny if this actually happens. Fantasy violence and make believe wizard soldiers are the devils work. ONWARD CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST SOLDIERS!!! *cue Star-Spangled Banner* God Bless 'Murica! (OP is a -blam!-ing god, best post ever!!)