Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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This made me laugh. :D
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what a dick you are
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Tyger how many times were you dropped on your head when you where born
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Lmao, this was pretty funny. Js.
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This is exactly what I was thinking...when I got high!
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Edited by Grease Wizard: 7/22/2014 2:29:28 AMPls tell me your joking. If you are then I luv yo face but otherwise I friggin hate you so dang much and stop speaking forever, but im pretty sure your joking... right? ;) luv ya
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good joke! if u r not joking GO AWAY FROM THIS SITE!
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I was drinking when I read the first line, had to get me a new keyboard.
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MOTHERFCUKER YOU GOT A REPLY FROM DEEJ! Successful troll is successful!!!!!!
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Tyger, I have yet to see a gun leap into the air and harm someone by itself. People promote violence, inanimate objects do not. Only political brainwashing teaches people to think guns are evil.
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I am an Atheist and i approve this post!
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I'm sure everyone is enjoying their time playing the Destiny Beta which I sure am! it will all come to an end July 27th where we then have to wait until 9-9-14 to pick up the official game. Now I am saddened by this because I enjoy playing the beta very much and I am very impatient to wait for this great game to come out! So why don't we the voice try and get the beta to stick around a little longer! Use the hashtag #PlayALittleMore to keep the beta around a bit longer. Spread the movement. Join the group "Lets Play" to start the group of the voice
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Here we go with all the Christians being liberals...
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Flagged for bad content on the forums I see. Win indeed.
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Bahahaha! Awesome read! Can't believe people don't get that it's meant to be everything but serious! It even says #Destiny #parody #stopwhining and people still get mad for real hahahah! Some people are just born bonafied morons... Great stuff Tyger!
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now I kind of want confetti bomb to be a game mode.
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Are you even allowed to play destiny?
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Too funny
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Edited by II Enix II: 7/22/2014 1:09:35 PMYou forgot to add "a subjective view" to the title of your post.
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XBOX FAN WHO DONT HAVE THE BETA LOL TALKING ABOUT THE GAME! FIRST PLAY THE GAME AND THEN TALK
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The facetiousness of this post blew my mind. This was on par with some of the complaints you read in other game forums...sad but true. Thank you for this humorous and brave post OP, it put a smile on my face.
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I lol'd when reading this 10/10 thanks haha :)
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im sure target audience isnt children. And grow up kid. Game isnt going your way, play something else leave room for those who do.
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[quote]Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children. Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence. Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health. Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.[/quote] I'm a kid 12 years old and this is the best game ever what is wrong with u
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I got a good laugh out of this. Thanks tyger, keep doing what you do :D