Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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Everything that you have just said here has permanently branded you as "The Most Boring Gamer Ever" P.S. .. Adapt.
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Edited by Nark21st: 7/21/2014 8:50:37 PMwe should all change your wife into something we all might like but hey...why change something that is not broken :)------smiley face!!!!
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Me haces tanto reir.
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You know, Ive seen this post multiple times. Every time i come onto these forums i see the title of it n get all pissed off n just before i go to read it I'm like "here we go again", then i read the first 2 words. xD It just gets me every time. xP
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*bows* oh Troll king, teach me thy ways!
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Will the Iron Banner return when the beta resumes? I was collecting glimmer and when I returned to get the Titan class item the vendor was closed. Sucks to be left out.......
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Wow I replied before thinking you were complaining about balance but now that I have read this.... Wow
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ITS A SHOOTER FOR F SAKE
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10/10
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So the game is for teen and adults. Weird.
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Apparently you suck at this game cause everything that kills you is OP, also guns dont promote violence people do.If your so worried about this game why are you even playing it, you knew it had violence in it just by looking at it hello it has a guy holding a gun on the cover.... duh
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yeah they forgot to put costumes for the pet, ghost* i want my pet to look like a darthvader or a unicorn lol ... and wepons gee let them look like supersucker, shooting water, and wheres the giant deldobat? every game needs it lol
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P.S. forcing a religion on others can cause more violence then some game will.
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Edited by Pirated Copy of Windows 98: 7/21/2014 10:12:51 PMMissionary trips. I'm dying.
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I skipped over this topic several times and now that I decided to read it, I must say.... Bravo, sir. Great post.
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This game is not a challenge to me.Final Fantasy:A Realm Reborn is a little bit more of a challenge than Destiny.Good game though it lacks sexy bikini armor,and the hairstyles are horrible.
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Sorry Tyger for the troll accusation, I didn't see the #parody.
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Your dumb.
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What a boss...
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Did deej respond to you?
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Love it.
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Edited by mMM YUMMY FEET: 7/22/2014 12:49:58 AMI am glad this was a joke
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Edited by BeesWaxs: 7/22/2014 1:05:42 AMi'm happy this was a troll post i actually thought you might say that even tho it is released for xbox players on 23 that servers will be down till the 26 or something
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I loved this.
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Spread the glory man (ps are you high)
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This made me laugh. :D