Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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I... completely agree. Nerf everything.
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Lol the last one was the most funny.
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LMFAO. Great post man. These children need to stop bitching and just get good at the game.
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I just imagined a Fallen Captain in a Nun's habit.
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Bump.
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Lmao now that's funny I don't care who you are
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Lmao the best
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I LOLLED SO HARD TO THIS. Thanks man,love ya!
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Edited by hkrab105: 7/20/2014 6:22:13 PMI completely agree. Destiny should be promoted to as wide an audience as possible, imagine how many 2 year old children will buy destiny if this actually happens. Fantasy violence and make believe wizard soldiers are the devils work. ONWARD CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST SOLDIERS!!! *cue Star-Spangled Banner* God Bless 'Murica! (OP is a -blam!-ing god, best post ever!!)
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You forgot, you get all trophies/achievements as soon as you log in the game. Get that out of the way.
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I like how your tag is stopwhining but your the one complaining about the game being unfair
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Change all guns to walkie talkies
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really this game has a teen rating I'm laughing right now nova bomb to confetti bomb dang
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I love you Tony
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Make all guns into super soakers and make turrets shoot bbs. Make grenades explode feathers and confetti
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Lol i know what u Meagan im sick of it too
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I still say we go with my old idea of turning every weapon into confetti cannons.
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All of these changes have been logged, and will be featured in the final version of the game.
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But seriously...that Cydonia AR3 tho...
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It's a beta not the full game... They will fix things accordingly, they're just testing things out that's why it's called a beta. People complaint like if this were the full game... chill out people, enjoy the beta and stop bitching.
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Edited by Kawar3: 7/20/2014 6:38:55 PMwhy troll just why. really i am just asking why you felt the need to make this post.
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Edited by Kilo: 7/20/2014 7:01:43 PMThe hunter's knife needs to be a chef knife to promote cooking healthy meals. Also the Fallen need Life Alert in case they fall when no one is around.
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People like you make the internet a vast space of I just want people to hear my opinion cuz it's much better then yours. If you don't like it don't play it and stop using the internet to voice your "almighty wisdom" no one cares you don't like the game just because a part of the game kills you. I am also assuming you use the super power as much as you hate it... Just saying...
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11/10, would read again.
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Edited by Eirikur: 7/20/2014 6:43:41 PM[spoiler]Everyone's falling for it too lol[/spoiler]
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Top kek.