Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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How'd you get your Warlock's current emblem?
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Edited by vicious796: 7/21/2014 12:10:27 PM"Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians." I lol'd at work. Got a few looks.
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lol u are comlp. wtong Tyger ^^
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Go play on another console pls!
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I completely agree! Finally! Someone intelligent!
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this is a parody of a parody of another parody I saw last year .... 1/10
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Funniest thread so far, bravo. >XD
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I know it's a troll, and I usually hate trolls. But this is actually funny, they need a troll section though :3
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Edited by Mortem: 7/21/2014 11:42:59 AMDude wtf? Lol that's funny gg.
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Yeah your PvP stats do leave a lot to be desired. Sorry you can't tell that supers ruins the competitiveness of the game. Example: I use my brain to gain an advantage on a Titan. He is almost dead and then out of nowhere drops his super and I die. Yeah that's really a lot of fun, right? Just wait to see how much of a mess this multiplayer is once all the subclasses are available. I mean I can't wait for there to be bubble shields everywhere, and have to deal with crouching invisible hunters. Sounds like Halo Reach armor abilities to me, you know the things that were almost universally despised. This game has a lot of potential, but I'm losing hope that it will be anything other than a casual fps. I mean why not, it isn't like there's many of those out there already.....oh wait
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Add some balloons and glitter to the confetti bomb and colour me interested.
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This was really good.
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Im seriously diggin the idea of confetti bomb
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Edited by PainKiller 42x: 7/20/2014 7:59:03 PMEven the name evokes way too much emotion. Destiny. No way man, lets call it Chalkboard. Nothing exciting ever happened on a chalkboard. Also, scrap all of the aforementioned ideas and change it to ice-cream cone lick simulator. That's my kind of game.
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Edited by skittlez86: 7/21/2014 5:26:13 AMyou 100% right we need to start a petition to get this game banned forever
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lmao....
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NAKNAKNAK
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DEEJ I DONT LIKE THE GUNS THEY HURT ME AND OTHER PEOPLE AND IT MAKES ME CRY PLEASE TURN THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS
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Edited by LogicalHuman: 7/20/2014 10:35:15 PMRequested by gestuart88
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Hunter is overpowered. Please change their cloak into a headband, the cloak causes me lag.
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Just don't die then .
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"Cover me I'm reloading!" *hits pillow twice and imitates cock sound*
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Golden gun should be changed to Shiny gun that shoots rainbows and sunshine.