Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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Edited by II Enix II: 7/22/2014 1:09:35 PMYou forgot to add "a subjective view" to the title of your post.
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XBOX FAN WHO DONT HAVE THE BETA LOL TALKING ABOUT THE GAME! FIRST PLAY THE GAME AND THEN TALK
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The facetiousness of this post blew my mind. This was on par with some of the complaints you read in other game forums...sad but true. Thank you for this humorous and brave post OP, it put a smile on my face.
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I lol'd when reading this 10/10 thanks haha :)
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Tyger, I have yet to see a gun leap into the air and harm someone by itself. People promote violence, inanimate objects do not. Only political brainwashing teaches people to think guns are evil.
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now I kind of want confetti bomb to be a game mode.
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I got a good laugh out of this. Thanks tyger, keep doing what you do :D
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10/10 You got idiots to fall for an obvious troll.
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[quote]Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children. Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence. Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health. Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.[/quote] I think people need to get past the 1st four lines before they make a comment.
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Wow go stick head in sand
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Play MARIO
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Just dont play the game if u hate it that much...
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im sure target audience isnt children. And grow up kid. Game isnt going your way, play something else leave room for those who do.
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Lol pretty legit
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I plan to troll you all endlessly in the crucible. Warlock master race. The float ability allows flight all over the map. I feel like free genie when I play with my op warlock.
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I'm sure everyone is enjoying their time playing the Destiny Beta which I sure am! it will all come to an end July 27th where we then have to wait until 9-9-14 to pick up the official game. Now I am saddened by this because I enjoy playing the beta very much and I am very impatient to wait for this great game to come out! So why don't we the voice try and get the beta to stick around a little longer! Use the hashtag #PlayALittleMore to keep the beta around a bit longer. Spread the movement. Join the group "Lets Play" to start the group of the voice
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You forgot, you get all trophies/achievements as soon as you log in the game. Get that out of the way.
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I like how your tag is stopwhining but your the one complaining about the game being unfair
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This made me laugh. :D
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good joke! if u r not joking GO AWAY FROM THIS SITE!
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Here we go with all the Christians being liberals...
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I am an Atheist and i approve this post!
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Edited by Grease Wizard: 7/22/2014 2:29:28 AMPls tell me your joking. If you are then I luv yo face but otherwise I friggin hate you so dang much and stop speaking forever, but im pretty sure your joking... right? ;) luv ya
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This is exactly what I was thinking...when I got high!
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Lmao, this was pretty funny. Js.