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Hey guys I was just sitting here bord as hell and figured id throw up a fun little forum looking for some dark/sadistic jokes, I have a rather dark sense of humor and wanted to see what you guys would come up with. If you get offended easily don't post any angry comments, instead just don't read any of these, I don't mean any disrespect to anyone, this is all in good fun. And I'll give bonus points to whoever can tell me where the hashtags from.
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#Four20YOLOSwagForJesus
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Don't know if this works but here goes: A general is conducting an inspection of a troop of soldiers and notices they all have forks in their pockets. He asks one of them and the soldier responds "Our commander is a total clean freak and makes us use forks to pass food to one anther." "That's all and well," says the general and he continues his inspection. He then notices all the men have strings attached to their zippers and asks another why. "Our commander doesn't want us using our hands so he makes us use the string to zip and unzip our pants when using the latrines." The general then asks how you put your d**k back in your pants if you can't use your hands. The soldier replied "I don't know what the other guys do sir, but I use my fork."