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5/27/2014 9:23:34 PM
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Graduating does not mean that you're smart.
Or have a good understanding of physics, apparently. Or a very solid self-preservation instinct.
[url=http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local/authorities-teen-drowns-in-lake-allatoona-while-pl/nf7BX/]Authorities: Teen drowns in Lake Allatoona while playing game[/url]
[quote]Typically when people play this game, the cart is tied to a pole at the dock, but in this instance, [u]Chance Werner decided to act as the pole[/u], Cummings said. The rope was tied to the cart and his belt loop, she said.
When the cart was pushed off the dock, it dragged Werner down into about 30 feet of water and he drowned, she said.[/quote]
Oh Chance, Chance, Chance.... wat were u doin?
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And what was wrong with eugenics? Can someone tell me again?
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Natural Selection at work, right there.
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12 RepliesI can confirm, my Ex just graduated Uni with a degree and she's a -blam!-ing idiot. I almost totally changed all her essays, pretty much co-wrote her entire dissertation. She can't spell, she can't write, doesn't know how to structure an essay, I had to explain the concepts in her course's books to her in laymans terms so she'd get to grips with them and I don't even study the same course. She even thought the sun revolved around the Earth and that the sky was blue because of the ocean's reflection. Going to Uni doesn't mean you're intelligent. Any nobhead can graduate with a degree.
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Too soon for a natural selection joke? Idk what to say man. This has got to be as stupid as the guy who passed out in the tunnel for holding his breath and causing an accident.
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[quote]Chance Werner decided to act as the pole[/quote] Sounds like my kind of fella.
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3 RepliesI guess you could say he took his chances.
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This thread is morbid and carnal. Please ban yourself in the name of Jesus Christ.
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Yup, that's a darwin award if I ever saw one. Congratulations on ridding the human race of yourself ._.
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I was just reading this story, so sad. He was a father too.
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"Hey Y'all, watch this!!" - Der
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Ban carts
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Murica
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Well, at least he won't be passing the stupid gene onto any unfortunate kids now.
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Edited by coolmike699: 5/28/2014 3:50:52 AMGraduating doesn't make you smart, but not being able to breathe does make you dead. Coincidence? I think not.
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Gwarsh, he'd 'umb Oi thunk 'ee add 4 g4brr 7h siz 0' Londum. Butt oi B 4 smrtrr cockie thaa 'im cuz oi behn justllin moi rimmizz ona jurrgurr! [spoiler]That is rather unfortunate[/spoiler]
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How stupid can you get?
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2 Replies[quote]Cummings said. [/quote] *immature laugh* [spoiler]When I graduate, I'll be doing the -blam!- train on and off stage.[/spoiler]
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clearly high on skooma
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No Child Left Behind at work
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 5/28/2014 1:20:18 AMMy palm has recently went to my face.
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Graduating [i]does[/i] mean that I'm done with my least favorite place on earth, however.
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Cummings lol
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And a homeless man's out of a mode of transportation.
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Sounds like a Homeless Mafia hit.
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Chance never had a chance.
