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Edited by Wrenchineer:
5/14/2014 3:05:06 AM
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There's a spider in my shower. what should I do?
So I got out of the shower and I noticed that there's a spider on the ceiling above my shower. Wat do? I think im gonna leave the water run a little, letting a drop drop every few seconds, so it can take it take a shower.
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Pee on it. Speaking of which, I need to take a bathroom break I'm a feeling a mite bloated in the bladder regions. ^_^
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Eat it.
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Nuke from orbit.
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Slowly step out of the shower. Burn the house.
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C4. Lots and lots of c4.
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I've seen this before... The only way you can get it to leave is to play a game of chess and whoever wins, gets the shower.
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1 Replytongue but hole
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Befriend it and its people. Learn their ways; breed with their women. It time, your differences will be forgotten.
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We all know the answer. There is only one way. [spoiler]We nuke it from orbit.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesPretend you're a squirtle, gather water in your mouth, and shoot that mother-blam!-er with a water gun
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Murder it. I'm scared of spiders, but my reactions have changed from 'flail wildy and panic' to 'flail wildy and kill it'. So, kill it.
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Most spiders are harmless, and they eat insects. Leave it.
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Flame thrower that mofo
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Hit it with your towel.
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Fap. Also kill it.
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Let it bite your penis and then be able to pee little baby spiders everywhere
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1 ReplyBeat it with your penis.
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Piss up at it and hope the stream is high enough to reach it and drop it. Then you can turn on the water and send it down the drain.
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AC/20 to the face.
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2 Repliesget off bungie and be a man.
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3 RepliesCapture it and give it to me
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Looks friendly enough for here. Let it try to keep your house insect-free.
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First check it for any recent radiation testing. Then let it bite so you can wear a really tight fitting red suit and kiss chicks upside down. Oh how I envy you.
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Burn the shower?
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1 ReplyEat it.
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Sing itzie bitzie spider while you beat yo meat
