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Edited by Qwerty:
11/7/2014 9:15:11 PM
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Le thread of random : You guys suck
Random(rosso approved) thread of randommess era: [spoiler]People always seem to post and then leave and the most things make are 10 posts. I want you to post as much, and as often as possible. I want as many references as you can fit into a sentence or picture as you can[/spoiler]
~The Qwerty Pub~ era: [spoiler]
[quote]Welcome to the Qwerty Pub,
Please, sit down and take a number, bub;
Heroes and Villains, and all sorts of blokes
Contribute to this fire that Qwerty stokes
And just remember: It matter not what flavour your drink,
What matters is how incoherently you think,
And even though some think this thread is getting old,
Each and every post still contains a little bit of comedy gold.
So I welcome you to sit and stir; but mind what your told
Or Bungie will resurrect the ninjas of b.old[/quote][/spoiler]
SHOUTOUT TO [i]LASER[/i], WHO WAS HERE AT THE BEGINNING!
FIGURED I SHOULD SHOUTOUT TO [i]BioSmiley[/i] SINCE HES IN HERE AS MUCH AS ME LATELY, AND [i]Everybody[/i] 'N' [i]The Necromancer[/i] 'N' [i]Darkarrow[/i]'N' [i]Novice[/i] STOP BY HERE A LOT
0-2000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 1:[b]Completed[/b]:We kept a conversation for an entire week!
Challenge 2:[b]Completed[/b]:SPECIAL THANKS TO [i]SANDTRAP[/i] FOR THAT LAST BIT: Get this to 1000
Challenge 3:[b]Completed[/b]:Post a picture of a sloth and type something backwards all while balancing on one foot
Challenge 4: [b]Completed[/b]:By[i] PASSIONATE PORCH[/i] Describe a colour, without saying the name, showing a picture, or mentioning something that is that colour.
Challenge 5:[b]Completed[/b]: by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] Give me a good Challenge Idea
Challenge 6:[b]Not Completed[/b]: Get Deej into this :D, made by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] (bobcast appeared once to yell at us)
Challenge 7:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]The Suede Uzi[/i], [i]Hazardous Kow[/i], [i]ThePandaMan[/i], & [i]Enclave Soldier[/i] Create a story with someone
Challenge 8:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Gaurdian[/i] Find the wierdest picture you can (best is now URL picture)
Challenge 9:[b]Completed[/b]: Best Song?
Challenge 10:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday!
Challenge 11:[b]Completed[/b]: Give me ideas to keep this thread alive
Challenge 12:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Scarecrow[/i] : Post your paste. Best was [i]The Suede Uzi[/i]
Challenge 13:[b]Completed[/b]: Come up with a joke
Challenge 14:[b]Completed[/b]: 2k posts (insert [i]Horizon[/i]'s HM here) [i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][/spoiler]
2000-3000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 15:[b]Completed[/b]: Tell a funny story
Challenge 16:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]The Webmaster[/i]: Destiny Loot is 7 year old you
Challenge 17:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]Gary[/i]:Describe your life with a song title
Challenge 18:[b]Completed[/b]: April Fools
Challenge 19:[b]Completed[/b]: A pun-tastic weekend
Challenge 20:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] [i]NotDarkarrowsalt[/i]: Three Headed Monkey King!
Challenge 21: [b]Completed[/b]: Mother's day is upon us. What have/ are you going to do?
Challenge 22: [b]Completed[/b]: Before mount everest was [i]discovered[/i], what was the tallest mountain in the word? Answer: Mount Everest
Challenge 23:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Brave Fencer[/i] Make a poem
Challenge 24:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Sprüngli[/i]:[i]BioSmiley[/i]:[i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][i]Michael[/i][i]Snow[/i] 3000 posts[/spoiler]
3000-4000 posts
[spoiler]Challenge 25:[b]Completed[/b]: Lets get a new url picture! Post the best picture you got!
Challenge 26:[b]Completed[/b]: Complete Challenge 25 made by [i]DrkSteel[/i]
Challenge 27:[b]Completed[/b]: Give some info on destiny
Challenge 27.5:[b]Completed[/b]:Make a flood related catbug gif? By [i]m1silencer[/i]
Challenge 28:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday 4.0! Post a gif with every post
Challenge 29:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] Think of a paradox
Challenge 30:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Qwerty the Great(thats me!)[/i] Dont think of a paradox
Whale of a Challenge:[b][i]Completed[/i][/b]:Guess Space Whales Main
Challenge 31(33):[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i],[i]Everybody[/i],[i]Mendicant Bias[/i],[i]Blonic[/i]:Make a ryhme for the Qwerty Pub
Challenge 32(34):[b]Completed[/b]: Get it to 4000!!!!![/spoiler]
4000-5000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 35:[b]Completed[/b]:Post Jokes
Challenge 36:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Ingloriouswho98[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[u][b][i]Chakas[/i][/b][/u];[i]Darkarrow[/i]: Write a weird short story. Exactly 10 sentences; By [i]BioSmiley[/i]
Challenge 37:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Boom1616[/i]; talk in rhymes by [i]Ktan Dantaktee[/i]
Challenge 38:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]Stalwart[/i];[i]Rhynerd[/i];[i]Liberty Prime[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[i]Mojo1965[/i];[i]M1Silencer[/i]: type a movie quote with only your knuckles. By [i]Stalwart[/i]
Challenge 39:[b]Completed[/b]:5000 post [i]Thanks to Jake and all of the usual suspects[/i]*insert BannedNumpty in the body here*[/spoiler]
5000-9000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 40:[b]Completed[/b]:
[i]DragonSniper3[/i];[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]IngloriousWho98[/i];[i]Boom1616[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]The Necromancer[/i]; Ask a weird question
Challenge 41:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Dr. Torso 3[/i]; Make Bungieball Comix
Challenge 42:[b]Completed[/b]: Get 7777 posts!
Challenge 43:[b]Completed[/b]: Write a descriptive word for each letter of the main part of yours (or someone else's) username
Challenge 44:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Addiecorps[/i]:[i]Ariadne81[/i]:[i]Dragon Sniper 3[/i] Take a random object, for example a toaster, and make a deep and profound exclaimation about it.[/spoiler]
Challenge 45:[b]Noto Completo[/b]: First it was randomness, then a pub, now we move to another thing. What do you want it to be?
Challenge 46:[b]Complete[/b]: 10k. Delusor got the final post, apparently its a big deal to him
[b]Public Service Announcement[/b]:
[quote]Party Hard[/quote]
[i]Novice[/i] dug up the first post on this thread:
[quote]Ugh. I can get this thread 100 replies if you want
-Greene[/quote]
Oh, we got it to 100 replies alright...
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Bump.
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1 Replyayy lmao
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3 RepliesWhat's all this nonsense?
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I want this place to become a Hotel
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2 RepliesEdited by lefty famalam: 1/18/2015 10:13:08 AMKek I remember when this thread was the bees knees yo
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I post random bullshit
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Heehee
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It should be the lobby of a grand hotel o.o
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2 RepliesCause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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John Worboys Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer Richard Allen Davis Ted Bundy Albert DeSalvo Albert Fish Carl Panzram Gary Heidnik Find the pattern.
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3 RepliesI'm 1 what is this?
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a cowboy named bud -- Author Unknown A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U..S. Government", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. .... Now give me back my dog.
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1 ReplyAnd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always bump yoooou bby
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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1 Replybahmp
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2 Replies[quote]You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia Labeouf Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf[/quote]
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1 ReplyI was only 12 years old, I loved Arbiter so much. I had all the merchandise and gears. I'd pray to Arbiter every night for the life he allowed me to live Arbiter is love I'd say, Arbiter is life. Tartarus hears me and calls me a Fag, I call him a unggoy. He spanked me and sends me to my bed. I'm crying now, my ass hurts. I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's Arbiter. He hole with his sangheilli dick. Tartarus walks in. Arbiter looks him straight in the eyes. He said "its all Halo now" He leaves through my window. Arbiter is love. Arbiter is life.
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[quote]I'm an 18 year old male. The list of things that don't make me hard is significantly shorter.[/quote]
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I'm still alive yeaaaaaaah
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2 RepliesAyy This ol' thread!
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1 Reply
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http://m.moviepilot.de/people/shia-labeouf
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6 RepliesNecro
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