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Edited by OPs mom: 9/29/2013 4:19:26 PM
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Obama will go down as one of the greatest presidents.

Thanks Obama!

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  • Edited by Gaara444: 9/29/2013 4:37:56 PM
    >It is the year 2026. >You have just escaped the Trayvon Martin LGBT Reeducation Camp that became mandatory after a false flag attack on twitter allowed Premiere Fuhrer Obama to declare Martial Law. >As you reach the top of the Hill your Privilege Checker kicks, injecting you with a heavy dose of Estrogen into your anus. >A giant black droid floats above you, carrying a large, prominent, Obama/Biden 2020 sticker. >It scans your biometrics in an instant and hails you down in a flurry of Estro bullets. >Obama comes into the scene riding a red elephant with a Hammer And Sickle painted on the butt. >He whips out the real copy of the U.S. Constitution and urinates on it, all while speaking an unknown language but you can make out a vocal "Muh Gun Control". >He has you taken away to the Senator Feinstein Healthcare Hospital smiling as he knows your privilege will be checked some more. >As you lay there on the hospital bed preparing for your forced SRS, you whimper your last words as a man: >"I should have voted for Ron Paul...."

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