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This is still going on but not as frequently. When I was a child I would go to sleep and have reoccurring dreams that were like nightmares. They were lucid dreams but I could not escape from them. I am able to play around with my dreams normally but in these ones I am useless. Physics were useless. I would run as far away as possible from the dream area but somehow end up back at the original. Here are the "nightmare" dreams I had. I will explain what happens after the dream later. • A dream where two people were rushing at eachother. Bothe running slowly but moving fast but going slowly towards eachother. Soon they will clash and I wake up. • A single house on a small floating island in the sky. There is a rocking chair in front. It is made of small toothpicks but they were the size of my arm. I am rushed into the house. Inside are gears that are wheels and are all moving and clicking except for one. I feel as though it might spell a bad omen. It clicks and I wake up. • I am inside a playground with children. They have no faces. On child is playing with toothpicks that are spinning and standing on top of eachother. Another child is going up a slide while running forwards down the slide. I see a counter. It is clicking forward but then it stops at 2000. I wake up. This will happen when I wake up from these dreams. My head feels like its going to burst. The room is dark but it feels like I am string at the sun. The lights are bright but I know they are off. My hand is shifting from small to large. The room is shifting and I cant get my ground. I see shadows of dark things and my legs are like jello. The light is so bright it burns my eyes. I can't breath correctly and feel nothing physically. [spoiler]inb4tl;dr[/spoiler]

Who keeps bumping this? I DECLARE NECROMANCY!

>Taking a shit. >Wash hands, >open door, >cat is sitting right next to the door, >staring right at me.

Ok so I take this photo See any thing wrong with it If not don't worry zoom in a little http://imgur.com/gABH7N5 Da -blam!- is that I know whit you are saying Ok now look back at the first one and find it Now here is it during the day from the same spot http://imgur.com/HKGnt5y If it was a light post of would still be there The people that are close it are my mom and sister The rest are far behind that thing now help me understand

Getting something from down stairs and as I'm coming back up there's a mirror on the floor against the wall and as I walk I see me shadow but as I was walking by I saw a second shadow walking behind me

Basically, there is this Church near my house which is said to be haunted as it was supposedly visited by 'Black Shuck' (a local legendary ghost that is basically a giant black dog, often shown as a representation of the Devil) during the Middle Ages. The story goes that it killed a man and a boy during mass to a clap of thunder. The strange thing is, the scratches can still be seen on the Church door. I went there one day, just to see it for myself and there it was. I reached out to touch the scratches and I had what I can only describe as a 'jumpscare' in my mind. It was like I saw an awful face with burning eyes, not quite like any creature on Earth I have seen. The best comparison I can think of is when Frodo touches the ring in The Lord of The Rings and the eye of Sauron pops up. I was shaken for a bit but I was unharmed and laughed about it later. I'm really freaked out about it though, as I've never had an image just jump into my mind like that before.

Sarge thought the mantis was his girlfriend

Sleeping in my bed. Wake up in the morning. Dangle my hand off the side of the bed. Feel something furry. (Sleep morning slow thoughts) huh? Whatever. Go back to sleep. Wake up 5 minutes later thinking WHAT THE SHIT HOLY HELL! Door was closed. No pets in my room. Creepy

I stayed in a 13th century Inn in England once. I woke up in the middle of the night to what felt like someone walking on my bed. I looked up in the blackness and could barely discern the outline of a dark shape standing on the bed above me, and another to my left looking down at me. The one to the left seemed almost to be praying. My body from the waist down felt paralyzed or numb but I probably wouldn't have moved even if I could. I closed my eyes and waited it out in utter terror. In the morning I asked the owner about it and apparently I was not the only one to report such an incident. I am no longer skeptical about ghosts.

My friend gets a little tooo gay sometimes.

Sleep paralysis... You really have to try to break free of it...

People think I'm a dude on the phone... It's kind of creepy when I record my voice and playback. I sound like Jeffrey Donovan. Internet: not sure if you're pretending to be stupid or you really are?

I was in New York City the day before 9/11 almost stayed another day to if it wasn't for my mom

I swear i Got nuggied by a ghost when i was a kid

After using a Ouija board I have had several very fked up things happen at my house. The scariest one I will never forget. I was sitting in my room playing xbox and I kept hearing something knock on my dresser. It was three knocks and then it would stop(this mocks the holy trinity). I thought it was all in my head so I ignored it. Later that night my cat was running from the hallway and into my room so fast I couldn't even believe it. I started watching and I realized he was chasing this little green ball of light. It started laughing like a little boy and I could not believe it. I then realized my cat wasn't chasing after it, but he was running from it. I looked at him and the fear in his eye was so grave I have never saw anything so scared. Ever. The look in his eyes was like this thing was trying to kill him. So this was happening for awhile and I was just watching shting my pants but at the same time amazed and in disbelief. So once I realized he was scared I picked him up and tryed to calm him. He would not calm down and it felt as if he was going to have a heart attack. I layed down in bed and he crawled up in the bed with me and I just cuddled up with him to protect him. At that exact moment it was as if a dog was at the foot of my bed whining so loud because it wanted my cat. I jumped the fck up and ran downstairs to sleep on the couch(leaving my cat). As soon as I sat on the couch this thing clapped in my ear right beside me. My dog that was on the back of the couch jumped down and ran away in fear. I hid under the blankets and just watched the room for this thing. I saw a little black figure about 3 feet high run across the living room so at that point I hid under the blanket completely and ignored it and went to sleep. Ever since that night I haven't saw it and everything seems to be back to normal. All this happened after messing with an Ouija Board and we never closed the session. I am now buying another board because the previous one has dissapeared, so I can close the session. I have also bought a ghost box, which is a radio that scans through radio channels VERY fast and continuos. I have gotten numerous responses of this demon saying it's from hell and that it wants to kill me and my friends. It has even said our names. We also took it to a graveyard and it was like 100s of people trying to talk through at the same time. We said thank you to the war vets for their sacrifice and in return they actually thanked us back. This was absolutely mind blowing to me and my friends. I never believed in ghosts or anything until i bought an Ouija board and started messing with it. I have even got voice recordings just from a regular voice recorder, we ask questions and we get answers. It is very crazy and the other side is VERY real. If you don't believe me just try it on your own and use an open mind. There is so much more experiences I have not even scratched the surface here but this post is already long as fk so I'll leave it to you guys to give it a try! I have had doors slammed on command, stuff has stomped up to me and my friends in my house and stopped right at us. My bros girlfriend started crying when that happened and actually left. I would not recommend messing with this stuff, I thought it was cool at first but now it's as if something is always there, watching me. It is VERY scary and unexplainable stuff happens all the time. Also one morning my mom told me she went outside and all of her car doors were opened and the trunk and all the lights turned on. I didn't tell her about any of this in fear of being called crazy or something alone those lines but I know it was from the demons for a fact. If you watch Ghost Adventures on tv, this is probably the only REAL paranormal and ghost investigation team on TV. You may watch and think it's fake but it is VERY REAL I can assure you. And if you don't believe in any of this stuff that really sucks for you. We all die one day and weather we like it not we all will eventually know the truth about the spirit world. Peace everyone and be safe with your ghost hunts!

Well this one time when I couldn't sleep and I was just looking out my window because I was bored, there was some weird lights. It's hard to explain but I'll try; basically it was like a circular band of light that started at a cental point and strobed outwards like a ring shape across the whole sky. It did it about 4 or 5 times then just stopped. At first I thought it was lightning or something but there were no clouds at all just a empty sky, save for the stars. It also seemed like too perfect of a circular shape to be lightning. Oh well I wont be one of those people that goes "omg aleens" or whatever, all I know is I have no clue what did it, and I probably never will. Looked cool though.

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