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8/25/2013 7:34:45 PM
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Why do zombies moan?
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seeing that the things brain got eaten he turned full retard
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Edited by DELIVER ME MEMES: 8/25/2013 10:44:38 PMit's like yall mugs don't even know bout return of the living dead 1-3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO9ZKzF9EmM "Braaaains, brains, to ease the pain! what pain? the pain of being dead!" they feel the decomposition and it is painful. and on a side note, the zombie chemical was an army developed experiment gone wrong.
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They are sad because they're dead.
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Sometimes as a siren alerting others as food most of the time its just the lungs not operating correctly.
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Hungry...for flesh
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Pure unadulterated pleasure. [spoiler]Blank posting was cool when only three people knew how to do it, And we only used it for pictures posts.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did your mom moan last night?
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1 ReplyBecause they read one of Shadow's threads.
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Because there gay for you.
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they are sad because they are dead.
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Because they are fapping
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4 RepliesBecause they lack the intelligence and capability to form words.
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It's scary. Besides, they're a twisted, absolute perversion of human life, so it's fitting that the sounds they make are a twisted, absolute perversion of human speech.
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5 RepliesWouldn't you moan if your primary food source was also your biggest predator? I'm moaning just thinking about it.
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Look at me OP! I can do the italic method too!
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Because being a zombie is hot as dicks.
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because they want to illicit a response from humans, for example if you hear a zombie you will try to run away right, but when you do you could make some noise that the zombie could hear or something then he knows where you are
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Because it's sexy.
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Zombies are able to make use of their lungs but do not know how to use their vocal cords. So the result of every 'exhale' would be a moan.
