JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
8/23/2013 1:54:39 AM
56

First time Sex advice

So, I'm a 16 year old virgin. Give me some tips for a hypothetical first time scenario. Please :)

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • When you have sex you need to do the Phantom move. Do you want me to tell what that is? Yes? Ok. Get your freak on with a banging hot chick, make sure she's on her hands and knees and can see out of the window (Make sure the curtains are open slightly for this to work). Whilst having shmecks, get a friend of your to take over for you; but try to make the transition from you to him unnoticeable. Quietly leave the room, get dressed and go outside. Once outside, climb up to your window, look into the window through the gap and wave to her. The look on her face; Priceless.

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    5 Replies
    You are not allowed to view this content.
    ;
    preload icon
    preload icon
    preload icon