I mean...if you're not hiding anything than why the hell should we worry about the NSA "spying" on us? The most they'll get out of me is what that I watch teh pr0nzors. If you're trying to hide anything WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT ON THE DAMN INTERNET!?!
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Because everybody in the NSA is anti pr0nzors and they're gonna take oour pr0nzors away from us.