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7/30/2013 7:36:26 PM
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Why Didn't the Eagles Just Fly the Ring to Mount Doom?
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[spoiler]I know there's an explanation for this, I just wanted to make King Thorin rage for a moment when reading the title. I'm also Godzilla.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhy didn't Neo just kill the Architect? If Hans Gruber had a hacker who could hack into the vault anyway, why take hostages? Why don't the Men in Black ever just use the Neuralizer on the enemy aliens? Why didn't Indiana Jones just wait for the badguys to give up and leave before digging up the Ark? Why didn't the Decepticons just buy the glasses when they were on eBay? Why didn't Leonard in Memento just tattoo "You killed your own wife" on his chest? When the Rainmaker wants to kill an old Looper, why not just send him to a different Looper? Why didn't Colonel Quaritch just bomb the Na'avi from high altitude?
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3 RepliesI miss King Thorin...
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Why didn't harry just shoot voldemort with a gun? Why didn't the weasley brothers say anything about Ron sleeping with another man? (marauder's map)
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Becuase the Eagle didn't want to join at first
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Too lazy.
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10 RepliesSrsly though. Why didn't the eagles just fly the midgets to Mount Doom? Last time I asked that, Thorin went into an insane butthurt rage like he was some kind of drunken dwarven berserker and the only thing I remember was "They have better things to do."
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Not that [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_eagles]easy[/url].
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13 RepliesWhy didn't Frodo just fly those winged monsters all the way to Mt. Doom? Why didn't somebody just use Avada Cadavra on Voldemort's snake? How come no one knew that Senator Palpatine was using CIS Networks to relay info to clone troopers? How come Master Chief never bothered to snipe the High Prophets? Why didn't Tycus just pull the trigger on Kerrigan before he was killed? Why doesn't Goku just use Spirit Bomb in every fight since it's an OHK? Why didn't Wille just kill Shinji? Why didn't Ripley just kill the Alien Queen right away? Why would Lightning and the gang kill Orphan if that's what Space Pope wanted? Why would Bane give Bruce a doctor and an exit out of prison if he wants him to suffer? Why didn't The Avengers just use The Hulk on Loki when they had him in custody if it would just end the war sooner? Why didn't the SG-1 team just send Nukes through their Stargate to J'Fah worlds? Who threw the last spear at Asuka? How come the Cog's don't just use The Hammer of Dawn in every battle with the Locust? How come Star Fleet just wont use EMP's on The Borg? How can people understand R2 and not know everything about Anakin in Episodes IV-VI? His memory wasn't wiped. How come no one who's serious in RvB just kill all the comedic characters to solve the problems?
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Personally if I was involved I would have carved the words "BELIEBER FO LIFE" on the side of the ring so Sauron feels like an idiot.
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3 RepliesI'm Godzilla
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11 RepliesI can't believe this thread has been alive for this long.
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The Eagle's have a will of their own and would be tempted to take the ring for themselves if they carried it. And Saurons eye would zap the shit out of them.
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Because the Eagles have no passing game.
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1 ReplyEdited by BlackHeaven: 7/31/2013 2:46:39 AMOr at least pass it to WR Desean Jackson and let him run in to the endzone, er.. volcano.
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Because that wouldn't have made for a good story.
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Because the Giant Eagles can be colossal dicks when they want to be.
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Why have I never considered this before?
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No reason
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Because I told them not to.
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Anti-Aircraft emplacements.
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1 Reply- Der
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Easy, but noticeable. Only way it would work would be using clouds as cover but other than that "Hey, group of large birds with armed people coming your way! Prepare the defenses!"
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15 RepliesEdited by die wily: 7/30/2013 7:55:41 PMThere is no explicit answer to this, which is another way of saying that Tolkien fans are too idolatrous to admit that their favorite author's magnum opus has an extremely contrived event in it.
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1 Replywhy didnt they just give the ring to that dragen
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Cuz magic.
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4 RepliesWhat's the explanation?
