....touching boobs?
So Saturday night was my friend's 18th birthday party. Somehow we all started talking about boobs and one drunk friend got up and yelled, "BOOB COMPETITION!"
The other girls got up and somebody said, "we need a judge!"
"Chris will be the judge!"
Boyfriend of one of the girls (who I think of as a sister) then yells, "YES, CHRIS, YOU'RE THE JUDGE!"
As I got up, another drunk friend said, "Chris is Bi, so it's okay!"
I thought that was a little odd. Yeah, I like guys too, but when it comes down to it I'm not 100% Gay. I like touching Boobs as much as the next guy.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining at all, it just seemed a bit weird.
If being Bi makes it "okay," I wonder how I would go in the "Boob Masseur" business...
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1 ReplyJust grab the boobs. stop thinking about it.
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They were drunk and just being silly. Doesn't mean anything.
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3 RepliesYou hang out with retarded skanks that have "boob competitions" and you're wondering if they might be right?
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Step 1:Tell hot girls your bi Step 2: Touch their boobs Step 3:???? Step 4: profit.
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4 RepliesIts cool to touch boobs if you're bi? Why didn't anyone tell me this?
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Kickstarter.