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5/10/2013 6:59:02 PM
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Batman vs Noble Team

Since the Master Chief vs threads have been done to death, let's try something different. Noble Team with DMR's only. Including Jorge. Batman from regular continuity with his Arkham City gear. Battle takes place above but at night. Who wins?

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  • Play by play of what I think would happen: > Batman jams the guns of Noble 6 and Emile. > C4 Gel on a weak wall detonates taking out Jorge > Sonar Batarang to the head takes out Kat > Inverted takedown on Jun > Silent takedown on Carter > Emile: OH GOD, HOW'S HE DOIN THIS!? > Noble 6: ................. > Alfred: FINISH THEM > Batman does some kung fu shit on them and wins

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  • Noble Team. Put four deadly and augmented soldiers against one non-augmented human with expensive gear..

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  • Spartans will be able to win against anything? Well they lost to some of the covenant in halo Wars. True! But Batman cant do what spartans do and spartans can do somethings that batman can do, but if batman were facing/vs a spartan, then the spartan can kick batman across the field so spartans can defeat batman but batman is still cool. Spartans win!!!!!!!!

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    • You can't ask the Flood who would win in a fight between Batman and anyone else. Here, Batman is elevated to godlike status. No one beats him.

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      • Reminds me of a joke this navy guy told me. Said a Marine leaves a bar, barely able to walk. He sees a nun walking across the street, and he heads over to her and beats the shit out of her. Then the Marine grabs the nun by the collar, lifts her up, and is like "Still think you're tougher than a Marine, Batman?!"

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      • Spartans will be able to beat almost anything. Especially batman.

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      • Batman is Batman, of course he's going to win!

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      • Noble Bat. Because Noble Six is the same person as Batman. Not even kidding.

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        • Jun.

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        • Well it depends if KAT is driving. If she is, then I'd go with Batman.

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        • Edited by The Flash: 5/11/2013 5:29:10 AM
          I would win! Nah, I'm just kidding. It's a tough call to make. I've seen Ole Bats take down some pretty bad dudes but these Noble guys might give him a ran for his money. I'd pay money to see it.

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        • Edited by K1lLL ST3AL: 5/11/2013 5:32:19 AM
          [url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jsNaQed5wEM/TW8eMoZYiVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/XCNxXrjD8DU/s1600/batman-smacks-the-shit-out-of-superman.jpg]I'm[/url] [url=http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-1b.jpg]sure[/url] [url=http://hereticaljargon.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/god-vs-batman.png]Batman[/url] [url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b16Qa9ZlNvQ/UUy5Jrq0UpI/AAAAAAAAE1E/qLbx4e1-9jQ/s1600/03-06-13+BPA.5555.jpg]will[/url] [url=http://dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/jla_towerofbabel.jpg]be[/url] [url=http://wfiles.brothersoft.com/b/batman_vs_the_hulk-800x600.jpg]fine[/url]

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        • Definitely Batman. NOBLE team is completely incompetent at everything.

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          • Batman cause Noble team sucks, also his armor would block DMR bullets.

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          • Well with the Arkham City Gear you've got the gadget which will be used to disable all of their weapons. That electric gun which would disable could disable their shit. But problem is, sure he'd beat Chief but it'd be close. Noble Six is on equal skill level as he is and then there's the rest of the spartans. Batman has a chance, but it's kinda low.

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            • OP, you should expect the answer to be Batman... It always is, no matter the opponent, the place, the time, or the situation. Batman is INVINCIBLE!

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              • Noble team turned out to be the red shirts of the Spartan Program.

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                • well Batman does not kill so its noble team.

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                  • You guys have made me hate Batman to death now with all these threads, but I will contribute to this one. Batman couldn't take on any kind of spartan with motion tracker on them. Batman is the master of stealth, without that, he would be screwed out of any battle. If they didn't have it, he would take them down one at a time.

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                    • Calling it right now, Kat's head blocks a Batarang from hitting another member of noble. Jun leaves. Carter dies from crashing a forklift in an attempt to kill bats. Emile impales himself on a broken bottle. And jorge reveals that that canister on his chest is actually his version of a utility belt.

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