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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
4/22/2013 1:10:03 AM
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So You're Speed Dating...
You have one question for each person you speed date, what do you ask and what answer do you expect to know she's the one?
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2 RepliesIf she calls me an idiot, then she's the one.
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"Do you even lift?"
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3 RepliesHow many pedals should a car have? If she answers 3, she's the one.
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Three laws of Robotics or GTFO.
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"I ask you to do the Dust Bowl Dance, what do you do?" If she answers "go out back and get my gun," then she's the one.
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8 Replies"Who is best girl? Rei or Asuka?" "Mana is obviously best girl." "Marry me."
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2 RepliesWhat is your favorite Soul Calibur character? If she answers either Taki, Natsu, Patroklos, or Leixia, I'll murder her.
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Edited by Uncle Putin: 4/23/2013 3:05:47 AMWhat's the best food that you can cook? You always want to marry a woman who can cook.
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2 RepliesEdited by RomanGladiator7: 4/22/2013 1:22:46 AMWrex....
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2 RepliesDo you want the D?
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"What killed the dinosaurs?" "The Ice Age"
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"I get jumped on by this massive dude but I'm too much of a wimp to take him on" and she says "I'll kill him for you, there and then. Then we'll proceed for smexy time"
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One question can't tell you if she's 'the one'! But I'd ask 'Firefox or Chrome?' The expected answer is Firefox. However, if she says Internet Explorer, she must burn at the stake.
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"Ay baby, you like anal?"
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Question: Can we have sex? Answer: Yes.
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1 ReplyDo you like tapes and CD'S? I expect her to answer Yes, so I can say "good 'cause I'm about to tape this dick to your head so you can CD's nuts"
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2 RepliesEdited by Edmi Wohusee: 4/22/2013 1:36:38 AM... 2) Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? 3) Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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Do you even lift?
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1 ReplyI'm having trouble thinking of a good one. Do you have any more examples?
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How many dudes have you banged? If its too few she's too reserved, if it's too many she's too crazy.
