Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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"Big Fucking Gun" -Heavy Machine Gun
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The Sh*t Stopper (a grenade launcher that does extra damage if you hit them in the ass)
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Your new girlfriend Right-hand man Wife's lawyer American over-kill Hell's recruiter Guns don't talk back Divorce papers
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Something something... Butter Chucker
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The Existentialiser, a large blunt instrument that on contact makes you ponder your own brief existence.....
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Another walk in the woods -- A melee weapon Feet first into hell -- Flame thrower Orange you glad I didn't say banana -- Some sort of fruit gun? Luck -- A 10% chance of extra damage. Finger exercise -- A hand cannon with fast fire rate. Harassment form -- big gun low damge Big bottom girl -- LMG large clip size
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Just the Tip It shoots bullets that don't go in all the way but still explode all over you... BANGARANG!
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The miley cyrus gun: badly twerks out pics of her, instantly killing off every living thing in the entire game.......twice.
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Annihilator, Dominator, Vengeance, Avenger, Terminator, Stalker, etc.
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[b]Dyslexia Cannon[/b]: This shoulder-mounted PvP-centric heavy weapon causes the UI and on-screen displays of all targets within its AoE to become completely unreadable. [b]Instant Disco[/b]: This grenade's blast causes all targets within range to immediately perform a random yet embarrassing dance for 5 seconds or until they are killed, whichever comes first. [b]Inner Ear Infection[/b]: This grenade induces extreme dizziness, the effects of which are manifested in-game by reversing the player's controller layout.
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Tar-Tar
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You ALMOST Survived (sniper rifle)
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DeeJ's pen......... May the traveler have mercy on our souls.......
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88 bullets per minute
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Bun Gun Mark 7 OLAH 3 (halo spelled backwards) Zoom Boom Bang
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The Mistress Laugh Attack A No Brainer
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Mass Racket- a pistol that fires and sounds like a rocket explosion Size matters- a rocket with substantial size Gloom- a pistol or sniper that lets off a black aura and a black mist when fired Panic- a smg that fires 200% faster when unscoped Drop the sun- a rocket with fire damage that has a lasting effect on the point of impact The Salem witch- a pistol with high damage but burns the user ....did you hear that- a assault rifle that makes extremely paranoid comments and randomly screams as if startled Gold digger- a sniper with massive damage....but at a cost (currency) Tombstone- each time an enemy dies by this gun it says rest in peace (does not speak while firing) Goliath- a Lmg with fair damage but makes the user weak to small arm damage (pistol) Double edged sword- smg with melee damage doubled but shooting deals small damage per shot to the user (shot damage on enemies is normal) Rage- a Lmg with low damage at full health but the lower your health the more damage it can do Restraining order- shotgun that deals massive damage but only point blank (5 foot) normal damage otherwise Recall- smg that has a 20% chance to refill amo clip after emptied Insomnia- a pistol that vibrates and deals more damage the longer it is wielded to deal moderate damage (limit to strength to avoid abuse) Tank you- a sniper with piercing damage that is slow reload but deals massive damage to large targets Burden- assault rifle that once equipped makes the user unable to jump but in exchange has increased accuracy and little recoil Romeo and Juliet- dual wield pistols that deal poison damage
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Burning Lust.
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Edited by EZcheeZ217 ®: 2/8/2014 4:01:55 PM"Now were talking"
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That Gun A gun so amazing it is only referred to as "That Gun" has been compared to the Jesus Pistol of Halo CE.
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The one gun to rule them all...
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The Penis Pump
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lighting lancer (kinetic rounds which cause an electric discharge a split-second after impact, fired by a pulse rifle)
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Peehole Smasher
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The Lance