As some may be aware, we have a growing problem. Increasing abduction rates (Source: Magazine Article on the Carpet) throughout the world. There can only be one culprit. As we know over 9000% of humans live on the coastline or near the coast. This makes them easy targets for Sea Turtles, capable of traversing both land and sea. We must protect ourselves, this involves putting bait in from of our homes. The bait will consist of a natural sea turtle's diet (jellyfish, fish, other stuff) and a domesticated sea turtle's diet (other stuff). Once you lure them in, capture them with a net, and place them in the nearest aquarium in need of turtle exhibits.