Simple game designed to teach proper forum ettiquette and behaviour. All you need is a shot glass and a bottle of the alcoholic beverage of your choice (or, if you're underage, a sippy cup and carton of apple juice). Then you browse the Bungie.Net forums and:
1. Take a drink for every flamewar you see
2. Take one drink for every instance of "1337speak"
3. Take one drink for every petition
...Two if it's for something really out-there (SAVE THE SAMMICHES!)
4. Take one drink for every post lacking proper grammar
...2 if its rly bda lol!!!!
5. Take one drink everytime a moderator posts
...Two if it's Mak
...And finish the bottle if it's Stosh
6. Take one drink everytime a Bungie employee posts
...Two if its outside the septagon
...And finish the bottle if it's Sketch Factor
7. Take one drink for every overdone thread
...Two if there's another thread just like it halfway down the first page
8. Take one drink for every bad forum game
9. Take one drink for every (poorly done) one-liner
...Two if it's the topic post
10. Take one drink for every spam thread
11. Take one drink for every mention of Chuck Norris
12. Take one drink everytime someone admits they haven't read the terms of use and code of conduct
...Two if they're a "respected member"
13. One drink for every racial or -blam!- slur
14. One drink for every blog post
...two if it's whiny
15. One drink for every post about girls/women
...two if it's whiny
...And finish the bottle if the poster hasn't hit puberty yet.
16. Take one drink for every shock link (tub-gurl, etc)
17. Take one drink for every post advertising a web site or group
...Two if it's not even a good site or group
18. Take one drink everytime someone cites post count as an argument
...two if they lie about their post count
19. Take one drink everytime a "senior" member looks down on a younger one because of join date
...Two if they're both relatively new
10. Take one drink for everytime someone acts the fool
11. Take one drink for every X vs. Y vs. Z thread
... Two if it's Rap vs. Rock
12. Take one drink for every post ridden with prepubescent angst
13. Take one drink for every instance of fanboiism
...Two if it's beyond infantile
14. Take one drink for every your momma joke
... Two if it sucks
15. Take one drink for everyone who does any of these in an attempt to be witty
... And finish the bottle if they do [i]all[/i] of them.
...I'll be updating this as I think of more.
[Edited on 1/27/2007]
-
I'm going to do this..My grammar is going to slowly deteriorate as the night goes on.