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10/12/2007 9:02:39 PM
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Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.
This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".
I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.
But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!
So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.
-[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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Dude.......what...the...hell. thread saved. [Edited on 10.15.2007 11:26 AM PDT]
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Been around for ever. ^^^^
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Rule 34 on Cortana.
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This is the funniest thing ever. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Bazooka7 Who cares if you beat Cortona on legendary it's not a big deal...[/quote] Do you really not get this? If you don't its really really funny. [Edited on 10.14.2007 6:51 PM PDT]
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Who cares if you beat Cortona on legendary it's not a big deal...
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LOL, that's hilarious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] I was actually reading it like a normal human being and thinking non-dirty, then you say something like that and it gives a whole new perspetive.
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LOL!?!
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Greatest. Thread. Ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote] Oh god I laughed so much... tears in my eyes. Just seeing the headline made me lol. [Edited on 10.14.2007 6:23 PM PDT]
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what an interesting story, glad to hear about his stories with Cortana. [Edited on 10.14.2007 6:23 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] call me a gutter dweler aswell, but i read halfway through that thing before i realized that he wasnt talking about....what i thought he was talking about.
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*THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK* (thats the sound of me banging my head against my desk)
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I started laughing when I read the title. Yes I'm from the gutter. Good job mate.
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My god- this made my day. ~Me
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Oh lol, I apologize, I am a little over the edge today.
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That was hilarious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo0004 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xX CORU Xx 360 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo0004 i beat it bymyself on ledgandary last night, I was prode of myself, I beat it in 23 mins with 5 death, people i am not lying, i don't have proof, But i am telling you how i did it.[/quote] its called you completed it in 3 hours and died 5 times then went into the theater watched in all whilst is was fast forwarding lol joke good job man[/quote] No douche, i don't even have a hard drive to use theater, I timed myself, And played it on campaign scoring and i had a total of five deaths,.[/quote] i actually sed good job man calm down seriously
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. [b]Trapped, exhausted, defeated.[/b] But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote] LOL.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo0004 it's not hard when you have people with you playing n00b.[/quote] true but the more guys playing at once the funner the experiance bow chicka wow wow
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That was amazing. You're my hero.
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Dude, sweeeeeeet. That is perfect double entedre. Sweeeeeet. God, I love that kind of humor. Good job, man, good job. I congratulate you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] Hahahaha, I get it..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xX CORU Xx 360 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo0004 i beat it bymyself on ledgandary last night, I was prode of myself, I beat it in 23 mins with 5 death, people i am not lying, i don't have proof, But i am telling you how i did it.[/quote] its called you completed it in 3 hours and died 5 times then went into the theater watched in all whilst is was fast forwarding lol joke good job man[/quote] No douche, i don't even have a hard drive to use theater, I timed myself, And played it on campaign scoring and i had a total of five deaths,.
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it's not hard when you have people with you playing n00b.
