The five people are tied into chairs. Halifax and Fiurha have gone to make a sandwich.
Ben: "Man, this fsking sucks. I'm sure this conflicts with Goodwin's law."
MC's Brother: "Shut up."
Buffalo: "Yeah, shut up."
MC's Brother: "I meant you. I was saying it in advance."
Buffalo: "Oh."
Twitch: "Wait guys, I have a plan!"
Greenchief: "Holy -blam!-, Apocolypse is nigh."
Twitch: "I can use my lighter to burn through the ropes!"
Ben: "Kick ass! Do it!"
Twitch: "Too bad I don't have any fuel left in it. It would've been cool though. Say, anybody got any weed?"
MC's Brother: ........
Suddenly the door slammed open. In came Lordcrotchpants, Grindstone and Douglas brown, all at gun point. In no time they were tied up in a stupid chair like the other five.
Buffalo: "Whats Crotchpants doing here?"
Pants: "Hey, throwing oranges is my favorite hobby."
Halifax and Fiurha slam open the door and walk in.
Halifax: "Alright you monkeys, we're done eating lunch so I'm gonna start banning you all now."
Fiurha: *Points ban rifle at Ben*
Ben: "But this isn't fair! I invoke Goodwin's law!"
Fiurha: "Oh -blam!-."
Halifax: "But-but....crap....you can't argue with Goodwin's law. You may all go free. And we will now ban ourselves."
*Halifax and Fiurha shoot themselves with their ban rifles*
Buffalo: ...
Douglas Brown: "What the hell just happened?"
Pants: "I dunno, but it worked."
Ben: "THAT'S RIGHT. OBEY THE LAW, -blam!-!"
MCs Brother: "Hey Buffalo, let's go find your clover."
Buffalo: "Oh, that. It was in my pocket the whole time. Halifax got a blade of grass."
[i]Teh Uber End[/i]
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You guys make my brain bleed...that can't be goo- *passes out*