I'm going to pull a prank on my family for dinner. Scince I'm gonna be cooking turkey I went to the store and bought a second one for my prank. Then, I'll hollow out the turkey and stuff it with some firecrackers. But I'll have to put a long fuse on the firecrackers to make it work. Also, I'll make the prank turkey look like it's been cooked then I'll descreatly light the fuse and wait for the show and when the firecrackers are finished I'll pull out the cooked turkey. I'm so evil muahahahahahahahahaha!
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Bones = Shrapnel. I would suggest re-thinking this plan.