Douglas Brown- "A rap of epic proportions" My name is Douglas Brown, D.B. for short. It is with the ladies I am in cohorts. Beating down ninjas with my mad leet skills Their dead, limp bodies are rolling down my hill Stealing from hobos so I can get some coumpounds Now I can make my own flippin' mounds Crusing through the suburds in my '88 pinto mowning down the ninjas all of which know Shinto Mostly people say "Your so f*ucking wierd!" so after giving their hair a tussing I'm all like "NO CUSSING" Sitiing up in front With my foward-turned cap any time there's a laugh I give my knee a slap Many folk are always up in my face You see, I can't see futher than 3 inches of space Now look, you might br thinking what a flippin' dork If are, rest assured You are about to be looking down the wrond end of my spork out.