A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
3 girls are running from the police. One's blond, one's brunette, and one's redheaded. They decide to hide in potato sacks in a barn. The police ask the farmer to inspect the bags. The farmer kicks the first bag. The brunette says "Meow." and the farmer decides its just his cat. He kicks the next bag. The redhead says "Woof!" and the farmer decides its just his dog. The farmer kicks the last sack and the blonde says, "Potato, Potato!"
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What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug What do you call a guy without a shovel? Dougless What do you call a person with one leg shorter then the other? Ilean (First letter is an "i", second "L") What do you call a monkey with pie in his ears? Anything you want. Monkeys don't know English. What do you call a clown with a gun? Trigger happy. Isn't it against the forum rules to tell bad jokes? >> Kritz