A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
3 girls are running from the police. One's blond, one's brunette, and one's redheaded. They decide to hide in potato sacks in a barn. The police ask the farmer to inspect the bags. The farmer kicks the first bag. The brunette says "Meow." and the farmer decides its just his cat. He kicks the next bag. The redhead says "Woof!" and the farmer decides its just his dog. The farmer kicks the last sack and the blonde says, "Potato, Potato!"
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What do you call the Pope on drugs? The High Priest HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA- Oh...broke a rib...