A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
3 girls are running from the police. One's blond, one's brunette, and one's redheaded. They decide to hide in potato sacks in a barn. The police ask the farmer to inspect the bags. The farmer kicks the first bag. The brunette says "Meow." and the farmer decides its just his cat. He kicks the next bag. The redhead says "Woof!" and the farmer decides its just his dog. The farmer kicks the last sack and the blonde says, "Potato, Potato!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Pocketses 2 guys walks into a bar. One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking. The other guy takes a seat at the counter. The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful." The guy says:"I'll be careful." "YOU'LL BE DEAD!" What movie is this from? everyone knows this. [/quote] Star Trek! In continuing with the bad joke theme.