Okay, so I was just printing out something on our huge ass Canon printer. On the third page, the printer started making strange gurgling sounds, the paper never came out the other end, and when it "finished printing," it made a really loud paper-shredder-like sound. At this point, I unplugged this unholy machine. What do?
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Throw Holy Water at it, that should cleanse it of the unholy demons that poses it.